Have you ever worn your clothing inside out?
Maybe you were rushing out to school, to get something or even your place of work and was so preoccupied that you could not take a minute to give your look that final touch. Only to finally step out to daunting stares from everyone till a kind soul alerts you, of course that’s not an intentional crime but you will need a lawyer because you just committed a crime against fashion sense.
Now we all do it: commit those unspoken crimes against fashion, As a matter of fact the most simplest and forgiveable case was just described above. When most bleached-to-death females expose it all even a flabby midriff are fashion guilty, most guys misuse their simple fashion liberty by dressing like hobos in outrageous colours.
Below are list of top ten crimes against fashion committed daily by everyone and it will amaze you to discover you fall within a category.
- Shell suit tucked into socks with trainers.: hmm it’s no joke, this taboo is peculiar to guys. In a bid to be hip, guys go this far.
- Showing g-string above the jeans: disgusting! This is one of the worst crimes committed by ladies, they ought to be sentenced to a really long jail term without parole for this crime it’s absolutely
- Socks with sandals: This is most hilarious ….though very forgiveable during the hamarttan season but you could just simply put on a shoe.
- Wearing a hair net after properly dressing: This is peculiar with ladies, most ladies take this for granted, to be emphatic it is wrong for a lady to use a hair net outside her home. A face cap or scarf would be best if she had to rush out so early. So there is no excuse and should if, after dressing up she still puts on her net then a lawyer might come in handy.
- A ‘muffin top’ over low cut Jeans : while some people feel this is very cool, it is not a pardonable offence in this jury.
- Head-to-toe animal print.: people who dress this way make fashion suck, it’s so annoying not to be able to decipher between an animal and a human being… girls be warned!!!
- Wearing suit jacket and jeans or tucking in jeans with tie: this is what most guys call swag, while it’s cool, it’s equally outrageous, you could do same by substituting the suit jacket with a simple blazers and then take-off the ridiculous tie. It makes the corporate world stupid.
- Wearing an all too tight jeans: As a girl, it’s totally forgiveable but for guy it’s beyond pardon. While you want to look good, it shouldn’t be at the expense of your comfort.
- Wearing a black shoe with white stocks: it’s common sense, white is a very sensitive colour, it get stained easily and is quite While a kid of 9 years old might attempt this, please don’t.
- Dressing like a pirate: When guys go, we run this town and then don on a baggy Jeans and monkey jackets with cowboy hat and multicoloured sunglasses, they look quite weird.
Written By Perpetua IBEZIM